Fall 2015<\/p>\n
I tend to visit Costco at least once a week – sometimes twice.\u00a0 Between Trader Joe’s and Costco – I’m able to get everything we need.<\/p>\n
As I recall, I was running late and didn’t have a chance to eat lunch yet, I decided to stop and have a piece of pizza after I finished the shopping.<\/p>\n
At first glance all the tables were full, although I then noticed a mom and little boy leaving so I grabbed their table.<\/p>\n
I was just about to sit, when the mother apologized and said she was intending to wipe off the table where her son apparently spilled.<\/p>\n
I looked down and seen the spill – it was very small but shaped as a heart.\u00a0 I thanked her and told her it wasn’t an issue and I would take care of it.<\/p>\n
Considering it was shaped as a heart, I leaned forward and licked it up with my tongue.<\/p>\n
Obviously, Im totally kidding.\u00a0 Just a little joke for those who actually read these stories.<\/p>\n
What I did do, as expected, is took out my phone and took a pic of it.<\/p>\n
Then I licked it up!\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42 lol<\/p>\n
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