{"id":6947,"date":"2018-05-17T08:05:28","date_gmt":"2018-05-17T08:05:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/seeinghearts.com\/?p=6947"},"modified":"2018-05-17T13:57:32","modified_gmt":"2018-05-17T13:57:32","slug":"no-crap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/seeinghearts.com\/no-crap\/","title":{"rendered":"No Crap!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thank god &#8211; this toilet was super clean.\u00a0 Hotel lobby in China, Summer 2015.<\/p>\n<p>I walked in &#8211; not ran &#8211; and when I looked down, ready to go &#8211; I started laughing&#8230; a perfect heart!<\/p>\n<p>Of course I stopped myself, took out phone to take a pic and then did my business.<\/p>\n<p>When I came back to our group, I said, &#8220;look at this heart I found in the toilet&#8221; &#8211; they all looked at me like OMG!<\/p>\n<p>I let that thought sit with them for a few seconds before I clarified &#8211;\u00a0 it was a reflection from the light.<\/p>\n<p>With a sigh, they happily looked at the pic.<\/p>\n<p>LMAO<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thank god &#8211; this toilet was super clean.\u00a0 Hotel lobby in China, Summer 2015. I walked in &#8211; not ran &#8211; and when I looked down, ready to go &#8211; I started laughing&#8230; a perfect heart! Of course I stopped myself, took out phone to take a pic and then did my business. When I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6157,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[2482,392,1015,1772,2481,2325],"class_list":["post-6947","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-my-hearts","tag-bathroom","tag-china","tag-hearts","tag-reflection","tag-toilet","tag-water"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seeinghearts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/china_toilet_dinner-peterEric.jpg?fit=2448%2C3264&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/seeinghearts.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6947","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/seeinghearts.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/seeinghearts.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seeinghearts.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seeinghearts.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6947"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/seeinghearts.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6947\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6948,"href":"https:\/\/seeinghearts.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6947\/revisions\/6948"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seeinghearts.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/media\/6157"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/seeinghearts.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seeinghearts.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seeinghearts.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}