{"id":3328,"date":"2014-09-27T04:36:26","date_gmt":"2014-09-27T09:36:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/seeinghearts.com\/?p=3328"},"modified":"2014-09-27T04:36:26","modified_gmt":"2014-09-27T09:36:26","slug":"damaged-chair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/seeinghearts.com\/damaged-chair\/","title":{"rendered":"Damaged Chair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know what I was thinking when I set my wet shorts on this nice wooden chair to air dry.<\/p>\n<p>I went to pick up my shorts and I noticed it left an irremovable mark.<\/p>\n<p>I was just about to react out loud, when I realized one of the marks that was made was shaped as a heart.<\/p>\n<p>I laughed sarcastically, remarking the words, &#8220;whatever!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Now, as I write this post, I find it amusing how this whole heart thing works for me.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know what I was thinking when I set my wet shorts on this nice wooden chair to air dry. I went to pick up my shorts and I noticed it left an irremovable mark. I was just about to react out loud, when I realized one of the marks that was made was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3053,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[368,981,1015,1424],"class_list":["post-3328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-my-hearts","tag-chair","tag-heart-shaped","tag-hearts","tag-moisture"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seeinghearts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/chair_moisturemark-1.jpg?fit=2320%2C2319&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/seeinghearts.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/seeinghearts.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/seeinghearts.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seeinghearts.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seeinghearts.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3328"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/seeinghearts.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3328\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seeinghearts.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/media\/3053"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/seeinghearts.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seeinghearts.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seeinghearts.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}